So I just left my bedroom for the first time after watching Vlogbothers videos for six straight hours.
As I walk through the living room, my mom goes: “Oh, wow, you’re still alive? You didn’t even come out and say hi to our company.”
We had company?
"…People scare me."
And then I proceeded to walk to the kitchen, get an Oatmeal Cream Pie and a bottle of water, and return to my room to recommence the Vlogbrothers marathon.
This has been a brief synopsis of a day in the life of Kristen.